|1-aLaDDiN SAnE



|1-Presents...



|2-More crap about my






|1-(lack of)



|2-Love Life!







Your  probably  pissed off with my continual whining about my "Affraires
de  coeurs" (Those seven years doing French at school were NOT wasted!),
but  it gives me a chance to sort things out in my head!  You lot are my
psychiatrists, if you like!  That means you just have to repeat the last
word or words in every sentence I say, like, if I say;

"As a child, I was always being told off by my parents..."

...you say;

"Your parents?"

Geddit?  They get paid to do that!  Easy life!

Anyhow, here we go!

There  is  a  girl  in Grimsby who I think is a bit of a bird (ie fit!).
Quite  ironic, after all the derogatory jokes I have told on the subject
of  Grimsby  girls!  We've chatted a bit, and we get on really well, but
she's  got  a  boyfriend and, although I would like her to break up with
him, I would prefer it if I wasn't the cause of said split!

Hence  the  quandary  I am now in.  Do I actively try to split these two
up,  after  all, I think he is blatantly not good enough for her, he's a
total  Gimp,  and if she's gonna go out with a gimp, it might as well be
me!   Or,  do  I  wait  until  they get bored of each other and split up
anyway?

What annoys me is, I've already found out about two other lasses who are
interested  in  me!   Funny  how no-one's bothered about me when I don't
fancy anyone else!

I  don't  know!   It's like waiting for a bus.  I wait for ages and then
three come along at once!!!

May your bird be fit...

aLaDDiN SAnE
(1974 - 199?)

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